A Funny Bush Joke
Even though i like president Bush (though i admit he seems to be a bit stupid) this joke was to funny to pass, so here you go:
George Bush is in the Oval Office and he’s reading his daily briefing report. Much of the report deals with the war in Iraq and finishes with the fact that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in fighting yesterday.
Upon reading this, the President puts his head in his hands and starts sobbing, “No, God no!” he repeats over and over.
Several members of his staff are very impressed and empathetic at their Commander In Chief’s sincere display of grief and one tries to reassure him, “Mr. President. We understand what you’re feeling, but it’s a tough fight and you’re doing the right thing.”
The President looks up, “I know, I know” he says, “but one thing. Just how many is a Brazilian anyway?”
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Steve | October 11, 2006,
I like this joke, here is another version of it.
Bush’s advisors are meeting with the President in the war room when someone enters with combat reports.
“Sir, we have some bad news. Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today.”
Upon hearing this, the President puts his head in his hands and starts sobbing, “No, God no!†he repeats over and over.
Members of his staff are very moved at their Commander In Chief’s sincere display of grief and one tries to reassure him, “Mr. President. We understand what you’re feeling, but it’s a tough fight and you’re doing the right thing.â€
The President hangs his head and is silent for a few minutes. Finally, he looks up somberly at one of his advisors and asks, “Just how much is three Brazillon?”.